Tuesday, July 22, 2008
This doll is wanted in the state of Iowa for various crimes. Specifically, sending pictures of herself in a full-color catalog addressed to a 3 year old and causing aforementioned child to talk of her endlessly. Doll stands approximately 18 inches high and goes by the name Ruthie. The price on her head is an unfathomable $90. Doll is believed to be approaching the Omaha area right around the time Mommy and Daddy head to Philadelphia. She is not armed, but I fear that failure to capture this doll may be dangerous to my mental health.
Posted by Michelle at 1:43 PM